Put the fucking mic on....uh..uh..haha....Joe crack the Don uh.....So what's love?....don ask me...i don care...So Hey...wats good peeps...how's everything going.....seems to a great while since we dope around...yeah dude...i've been a rather occupied man lately.....spending a lion's share of my days at the coffeeshop...yeah..slacking's been nothing but a thief of time for me....but it abuses freedom...why kill your time for an activity that puts your liberty into a stagnant position...well..let me tell u sum....WHY NOT...we don't create shit....we don't plagiarized people...all we do is see life through Abu's dignity..haha..dude..im going way off-pitched..ahaha...so let's fine-tune everything and get to the root of the weed...so yeah...let's start smokin....so i went clubbing with my friends.....hey wait...stop sign..i classically hate the term' clubing'....it sounds undeniably overrated...so lets change it to boogy....hhmmm..BOOGY..yeah...sounds G....so then again..i went Boogy with my friends at Ministry of Shit....you know...once in a while...try to make Local entertainment work their magic for some introspectional therapy....but Nature's still the cream of the crop...right from the bottom to the top...u feelin' me...haha..so yeah...slide a 20 and the night's on me....so..hey..u know what Rugged Mafia does best..let the feet do the talking...haha...yeah...so i was sweating it all out and gettin jiggy wit it...so u know....u gotta kill 2 stones with one bird....haha...i know...so yeah..i was checking out the girls who were dude..WORKING OUT!...Haha..so let me hook u guys up...out of 4 girls that i smiled at...only one gave a good response...the other three were either too stuck up or just downright possessed..haha...fuck....then again...it was great rockin'and dancing with the ladies...one really givin' me orgasms...haha...alrite i ain't topping that...so here's an incident....i was making way fer some anxious jackasses shovering their way through the crowd when there's tis hot girl and her friend who were also squeezing through...so i gave them some chasm of space so that they can get it going..but guess wat?..they stood to the ground...so i was kind of 'Hey...move it up dude...wat are u waiting for'...but since the surrounding stereos were dead amplified..i gave a hand gesture to that hot girl signalling to her to move...and yeah...she was grippin' and gave me an uninterested expression...well guess what..HOTTIE....fuck you..u think you're pretty...yeah...i think ure pretty too...pretty LAME...So since u seemed uninterested...let me add some flavour to that..i'm interested in making u PISSED...so there i was....getting my boogy down rite infront of her....man was she rooted to the spot....haha..i was definitely rubbing her the wrong way..I was showing her the right way to MOVE..haha...it was plain dope....her friend was smiling away...haha...all in all...me and my peeps find it worth the bucks...but the beach still rocks...ok dude....its a wrap...hope u rugged peeps dig my shit...i'm gonna lay my cards down and get straight fer 2007...till then..HOLLA!......Rugged....
'I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby,listen to Iron Maiden baby...with me...ooohh...oooh..ooh'...haha..yeah...just a song i've been hooked up with since my water bottle days..i finally got to hear it again recently....its downright dope....trust me....haha..anyways...eh guess what peeps...Hari Raya's coming to a period...and yeah...guess what...no more screwed-up freaks clad in baju kurung showing the world they're giving tradition a whole new meaning....yeah....just stay the fuck around me....so let's get to the root of things....so Abu?...how's 2006 been like...?..has reality been trippin you...?...not much i guess....still fillin myself in from all those utter humdrums i've been facing with...but then..i'm still welcoming 2007 with open arms....whatever tommorow brings i'll be there....holla at ya Incubus....i'm kind of done with setting short=term goals...cos dude..it seems i can't even come close to fulfiling them...haha...i donno dude...its like...the word 'jinx' have suddenly appeared into my life....but hey...guess what dude...Abu don't even give a shit about jinx....all he knows is that it all lays in the hands of God...yeah...that's sounds punk rock.....aaarrgghhh....ok dude....im just not in the mood to stir stories to hook u peeps up....haha...i'm kind of busy nowadays...u know....stock markets...share holdings..alrite..i thinks i've jumped the queue.....till then....i'm gonna dip some biscuits into my coffee....the pen is mightier than the sword...so make good with your studies...me too..i guess....i'm outta here.....Yeay!
What!...Yeahya!....so what's rollin' peeps...u guys in the mood for weed?..haha..tats just a glitch...hey..hey..lets point the gun back at me...so Abu..whats good?..yeah... nothing much i guess..still slacking strong...my homies hittin' the same old song....but its still hookin' me rite on....u feelin me'....so aaarrgghhh...2006 is gonna be written in the books of history..and yeah..all that is left is a couple of memories...don't take much time to haggle...just flip the gear and grind the throttle...haha..i ain't taking the motor license for nothing dude..u guys in my shoes?..Nail it...so yeah...just basically filling the spasm of this ripped-off blog of mine...so then again don't get plagiarized by the past...just stay on path....don't cross the bridges before u see the river...till then dude...i'm gonna get high just like a bird in the sky...Holla.....Life's ain't that rough....so stand stall and get tough....Roger and out.....
Hey...hey....so what's my name again?....Holla if you're still in the game....so yeah...let's nail some due shoutouts to my rugged peeps who just wouldn't drop the gun...still bangin' wild huh...so yeah...Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri Eid Mubarak Salam Lebaran kepada semua muslimin dan muslimat,mukminin dan mukminat,al ahya min hum wal amwat...Maaf zahir dan Batin....Datuk dan Datin....Iran dan Bahrain....dude..a year have past so fast....ups and downs takes us on a persevering quest....hearing the affective Takbir....we all feel blessed....yeah..God is Great....alrite dude...i'm not hangin' around no more...one of my freaking homie..have been rippin' me off with his request to hook u guy's up for a cold night at club momo...yeah...so yeah...gonna give you rugged shananigans a quick sneak peak for a lil' hard tics for a one night jiggy wit it...u feelin' me....but dude...its not clippin me up well enough...i rather spent my time at the beach at let nature do its magic...introspection at its peak....u diggin me'..yeah..its good....so Raihan i'm gonna run your favour tis time round..till then...i ain't gonna post any flicks that can influence my rugged loyalties in the wrong direction...haha..name je Raihan...prangai macam sampan...alrite dude....till the end of 2006...Pick Up Sticks....get yourselves in line..hope u guys are doing fine..no whines....no crimes....hope 2007 packs a punch...till then dude....peace out....i'm burned out....so roger and out....haha...Yeah!
5,4,3,2,1.......Klaoboom!....the undoing timebomb had blew the fuck up...and guess what...Abu's ready to rub....rub u guys in the right way i would say...aaahhh....so then again..when was the last time u peeps got clipped out with those dig ins...hmm...let'see...maybe just enough time to clear my blog off your favourite mouse hunts....haha..hey listened dude...don't get derailed...my fingers are just having a break-off they deserved....and get hooked-up with something more enthralling and squeezing every drop of adrenalin that could possibly rush...haha..still don't have a clue....how about some hints....throttle...hmm...90km/h....two wheels...yeah..even a fourth grader could have gotten to the verdict....yeah dude...but dude..its undeniably rational...except that this time round,reality seemingly give me a knock on the head and give me a serious twist of fate....so dude...with approval of my 10pc drumlets and half a super supreme pizza that i smuggled from my workplace.....its time for some serious shit....feel it....believe it....get it fixed...
so it all happened last week,after reaching home from terawih(muslim fasting month prayers-for the benefit of those whose not muslim...and those malays who don't recognise ISLAM...haha..abu..abu..)ok..so let's get back in line...it was around 1 am..and dude...my eyes are really performing tricks on me...i couldn't get them to dreamland...its as though...dreamland opens at 5am..and i couldn't get the keys to unlock the gates...so then again..my body's meek but my eyes are playing hide and seek...haha..so i rang my rugged peeps up...and we decided to slack the crack,chill grill,kill the bill,at tampines 24 7s coffee house...so i was thinking of having my Shahur(for those.....uh...figure it out yourself...i don't blog for translations...ahah..abu..abu..)
so i took my brother's motorcycle keys and drove off to our hotspot....so it was getting round 2.30,and my'taknak kalah' member...wanted me to give him a lift...cos dude reality check...SBS only rub people's pockets till 12.30 that night..so i eventually...'man...teh tarik ikat satu...prata telur dua...bungkus..campor kuah...'.haha...abu..abu...haha..yah..again...for simplicity...i make up my mind to head back home to open fast...so there we are.....knocking an 80 off the freeway...'and he was like...wah abu bawak fierce uh'..haha...wait till u got a pinch out of the 'fierce' side of reality...so dude...i'm not cloaking u guys in secrecy no more....it was a eye-capturing accident...REAL abis....so here's the hook-up...i was passing my resindential area,and was awaiting to turn at the zebra crossing to head to bedok south when i got clinched...i was pulling off from the second lane..when a freaking taxi overtook me..i was dead impatient..and in reasonable terms....cari pasal...dude..i don't know...it was my obstination to the highest degree...i was repulsive and give the throttle a damaging press...so i cut the taxi out and made a turn..yeah dude...its sign.sealed,delivered,..a turn of faith....i was on 90....and i realize that my front wheels have been taken too wide to shift away from the road divider..u know...the black and white solid wall of stone...ooohh...so yah...it was freaking spontaneous dude..its not as if...i could stir something up to avoid it at that very moment....my motor's sensitivity has reach a high because of the killing speed...so i lost control of the throttle....and i could hear hafiz yelling...'eh bu..langar bu...langar bu.."...ya... it may sound hilarious by thought..but if you were in my shoes....u'll know how fossilizing it was...so here's the peak....my motor was running diagonally....it arguably collided with the barbaric divider..dude....for god's sake..if my mom was walking by and witness it....she would have fainted and been traumatised all her life...with special wishes to her fucked-up son that keeps getting in trouble....sorry Mum....so there i was flying......hey..hey...just for the update.....both sides of the road were a two laner,the type of roads that you see before going into the expressway.....so u can visualize how reasonably big they are...so back to the tale of the tape....i found myself flying...with the presence of the vehicle just beneath me....as i bumped into the edge of the second lane....and dragged all away across the first lane and into the sidewalks...yah...it was an appalling sight.....i was still aware of the surroundings when i was flying....and as i clashed with the road.....i was still conscious..but with exception to the fact that...i could feel the skin on both my hands peeling off as i was being dragged into the pavements....it was horendous.....but to Gods approval....i managed to stand back on both feet..and i turn to look at Hafiz..dude..he was on the curbs....yelling in pain...holding his knee...shouting'siol uh abu..rabak uh...sial uh kau..'...but at that instance..i couldn't attend to him....i wasn't even worried about mt physical condition...all i was getting around was the condition of the motor and thinking about taking this motorbike the fuck off from the public....yaeah dude....cos if there was any blue collar freaks combing around....than it breaks every chance of hope that i could pray for.....and dude...then agin...God spared me once more...i discovered that the motor was still mobile....the glass on the headlights have been smashed...the side mirrors broken..but the brakes and the engines still running....thank Gog..Thank God...so i was ignorant of my excruciating pain....and called out to my friend...'okay fiz..ko tahan dulu...aku park ini motor kat rumah aku...trus aku get back to kau'....yeah dude..these words could not be erased in my mind...its something that i'' remember throughout my life.....so yah....there was Abu...both hands showered with blog...both my pizza hut shirt and pants torn and jagged....driving the vehicle with the rear number plates dented and crashed...all the way to my flat carpack....dude..it was terrible dude..if there was any police driving by..the chances of me being stopped was a million to one...haha...with the blood dripping while i was riding....oohh...and so after placing the motorbike....without any bushing around..i walk back to check on Hafiz...it was then on that i took a look at my injuries...and i was saying...'alamak,rabak brother,....rabak..rabak...'... my skin was scrapped off on both hands...the bits and pieces of stone on the roads was sticking to my blood...part of the skin of both my palms were torn off and burned...due to the heat produced from the dragging effect....and a portion of my body was oozing...yeah dude...my shirt was torn but the it still manage to reached my skin.....and yah..back to second gear...before i could get back to my friend...he called me....(hay wait...i forgot..our handphones were not smashed..fortunately)...he said that he have boarded a taxi back home....so i feel some kind of relief and head back home....it was a total contrasting environment..as soon as i opened the door...everything seems so peacefuland placid.....my family was fast asleep...and i couldn't expect more with due respect considering my mental situation i was engaged in....i was buckled under pressure....so i took out a cigarette and went into the washroom to smoke....i was in a state of bewilderment and trauma...and looking at my physical state from the reflection of the mirroras i was smoking couldn't make it any worser..i was jammed..i was recalling wat jus happened....i was considering about having immediate medical atention but due..that would just settles things out the way i ain't hoping for....cos dude...even having a slight sore throat would mean 8 bucks into the cash register with antibiotics and some unreliable tablets prescribed by the fucking doctor.....so dude..i gotta do things the hard way...prepare for the best...haha...i opened the tap....the water was gushing out...so what's next Abu...haha..yeah u guys dug it all out....i place both my 'fierce' hands under the running water...dude...dude.....i was containing myself physically....if i was anywhere near the sea...dude..i would have shout my lungs,my gullets,my throat out....man....it was the most extreme measure of the word 'PAIN'....it was as id someone is burning your hands with a lighter for 10 seconds...dude..that was cold....aaarrgghhh...so soon after...i called Hafiz to check on him...and dude...of all the reasons to be absolutely solemn about things...i found myself laughing...so let me throw u guys a bone......Abu: Hafiz,ko amcam?ko pat ner skarang? Hafiz:aku kat hospital...bapak aku antar... Abu:siol lar beb...sori uh...aku tak tau...macam maner bleh accident...rabak uh...aku skarang ngah pikir siol....ko amacam eh?....
Hafiz: sial ah Abu.....aku punye lutut macam konek siol..... Abu:eh...abeh.....hahahahahahaha
Hafiz:hahaha...aku tak tau ah abu...aku rase muscle tear uh.....
Dude...it was freaking awful dude....it just tickled my funny bone somehow..the way he expresses those words...haha..fuck man...Yeah dude..i thinks that's enough of me to basically acknowledge u peeps with the plight i was in...so Hafiz landed in the hospital for two weeks...diagnosed with a dislocated knee cap and muscle tear and with minor burns on his hands....me..on the other...didn't consult any lab coat freaks...and decided to take things in my own hands...but with God's will...i could see my self recovering physically....with aid given by my dear Mum.....i could see the tears in her eyes...as she was knocking the sensesand apprising me....dude..i really hold this one strong dude....u let your mom drop one tear from her eyes.....uve commited the biggest,the most horendous,the unforgiven SIN anyone could ever done.....im shaking my head right now dude....im really pissed-off with myself.....alrite dude....i'm gonna go get myself back on track...but not 'that' track.....hope to hear u guys out real soon....hope u drill this one in....life's a learning experience....roger and out.....
30TH SEPTEMBER, 6TH RAMADHAN, 2.40 A.M.----this day marks a memorable one when God spared Abu his life due to his gullible act...(kalau tidak beb...abu ishak tak cium hari raya 2006...)
PS: for those of you who thinks that you're more superior than the other...think again..cos life is an adjourning phase,not a one-horse race.Pandai-pandainya manusia Allah punye kuasa....atas gunung...masih ade langit.....haha...get that rite dude....till than...find your stand in life.....God Bless you.....to the highest level...haha...
Alrite dude....here's the thing....some of the rugged freaks out there have been questioning my blog authority....haha...they wanna see life through Abu's Dignity at Rp...so for simplicity...wat's a Tribute shout-out without some cold extras....so dude...i'm just gonna nail this shit through the posting of quick pics..flick..clicks...flips...PICK UP STICKS....A picture is worth a thousand words...haha..just fuelling the conspiracy theory..till then..enjoy...God IS Great.....360 degrees...WOOF!